Just when I thought I'd never get to go to Disneyland, or any theme park for that matter, my friend Mike offers me some free tickets to HK Disney before the official opening. Although I am pretty sure that the designers were seriously alternatively influenced, if ya get my drift, the place was pretty cool. Lines were fairly short, rides were fast and I almost got to touch Mickey. Daisy gave me a wicked hip check just before I could make contact. Next time the Rat has it comming. Here's me seconds before my Wait 20 minutes to get on a 2 minute ride on Space Mountain! Woo Hoo!